If You Tryna Scare Me I Am Terrified Of Boobs Tee (BACKPRINT)

The If You Tryna Scare Me I Am Terrified Of Boobs tee is Unethical Threads doing what we do best: saying the dumb thing you're already thinking. Back print only, so the front stays clean and the punchline hits when you walk away. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the funniest part of a joke is the delivery. You're at a bar, someone reads your back, and the whole bit lands without you saying a word. It's the kind of shirt that does your socializing for you, which, honestly, is the dream.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, 4XL, we got you)
• Crew neck, because we're not reinventing the wheel here
• DTG printed so the text doesn't crack, peel, or ghost after a few washes
• Design is on the back. Front is blank. You've been briefed.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for someone who'd rather receive a joke than a card. If they laugh at things they probably shouldn't, this is their shirt. If they don't, you're shopping for the wrong person and that's a you problem.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back?
Back only. The front is completely blank.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full range.

Will the print fade or crack?
It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so no cracking or peeling. Colors hold up through regular washing.

Does it come in other colors?
It's available in black or white.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.