If You Tryna Scare Me I Am Terrified Of Boobs Tee

The If You Tryna Scare Me I Am Terrified Of Boobs Tee is Unethical Threads at peak honesty. Four lines of bold text, one confession nobody asked for, and the kind of energy that clears a room or fills it. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've accepted their weaknesses and decided to put them in block letters across their chest.

The If You Tryna Scare Me I Am Terrified Of Boobs Tee is for the guy at the party who says the quiet part loud, and somehow everyone likes him more for it. Halloween parties, bar crawls, casual Fridays if your HR department has given up.

What you're getting

• Heavyweight cotton with actual substance (not that tissue-paper nonsense)
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because you don't need a V-neck making this even more on-the-nose
• DTG print that keeps its color longer than you keep your composure
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who would announce their deepest insecurity on a shirt and somehow make it charming, yes.

This is the gift for the group's lovable disaster. The friend who has no filter and even less shame. Honestly, wrapping it is optional. The shirt says everything.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Terrified Of Boobs Tee come in?
Unisex sizes S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The color holds up.

What's the shirt made of?
Heavyweight cotton. It has real weight to it, not that thin stuff you can read through.

Is this going to offend people?
The joke is entirely at the wearer's expense. If someone gets offended by a guy admitting he's scared of boobs, that's a them problem.

Can I wear this around kids?
It says "boobs" on it. Use your judgment. We're not your parents.