If You Tryna Scare Me I Am Terrified Of Boobs Tee

The If You Tryna Scare Me I Am Terrified Of Boobs Tee from Unethical Threads is peak deadpan self-destruction. Four lines of block text, maximum confidence, absolute coward energy. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, unisex S-4XL.

Who actually wears this?

Guys who peaked in self-awareness and bottomed out in bravery. The kind of person who walks into a haunted house and comes out with a different fear entirely.

This is the shirt for anyone who's ever been asked "what are you afraid of" and chose honesty over dignity. It's the purest form of knowing exactly who you are and broadcasting it in Impact font.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle the emotional weight of this confession
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (cowardice comes in all sizes)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed for color that holds up longer than your composure
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Yes. For someone with a sense of humor about themselves, it's perfect. For someone who takes themselves seriously, it's even better.

This is the gift that says "I know you, and I'm not sorry." Works for birthdays, Halloween, or any occasion where you want to guarantee at least one person in the room reads a chest and chokes on their drink.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the If You Tryna Scare Me I Am Terrified Of Boobs Tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit so it works for everyone.

What colors is this shirt available in?
Black or white.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold its shape. Wash cold, tumble dry low.

Is the print going to crack or fade?
It's DTG printed, which means the ink is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up.

Is this appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like your job.