If Your Legs Get Tired Use My Face As A Chair Tee

The If Your Legs Get Tired Use My Face As A Chair tee from Unethical Threads is polite chivalry taken to its logical, deeply inappropriate conclusion. A gentleman's offer nobody asked for, printed on heavyweight cotton. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL.

Who actually wears this?

People who think being helpful and being inappropriate aren't mutually exclusive. The kind of person who holds the door open while making eye contact that lasts one beat too long.

This shirt works at barbecues, bachelor parties, and anywhere you've already decided your reputation is a write-off. If someone's ever told you "you're a lot," congratulations. This is your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay vivid long after your dignity doesn't
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

Unreasonably good, yes. It's the kind of gift that makes the room go quiet for a second before everyone loses it. Perfect for the friend who says the thing everyone else is thinking, the partner who appreciates a man of service, or yourself because you deserve to be honest about who you are. Hand it over with zero context and a straight face for maximum impact.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the design holds up through washes without cracking, peeling, or fading.

What colors does this shirt come in?
Black and white.

Will this shirt shrink?
Minimal shrinkage if you follow the care instructions. Wash cold, tumble dry low.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?
That depends entirely on your definition of appropriate. We make the shirt. What you do with it is your business.