AAA I'll Gargle Your Piss Like It's Listerine Shirt

Unethical Threads made the I'll Gargle Your Piss Like It's Listerine shirt because somebody had to. It's a heavyweight cotton tee with DTG printing that says exactly what you're thinking at 2 AM. If you know, you know.

Who actually wears this?

The friend everyone's a little scared of but always invites anyway. You're not wearing this to Sunday brunch with your in-laws (or maybe you are, we don't judge). This is for the person whose humor has no safety net, and they like it that way.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like it can take a punch. Because it can.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone.
• Crew neck. Classic. Not reinventing the wheel here.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay loud wash after wash.
• Yes, the text is exactly as unhinged as it looks in the photo.

Is this a good gift?

Only if you actually know the person. Give this to someone you've seen at their worst and laughed about it together. If you have to wonder whether they'd be offended, they probably will be, and you should probably pick a different friend.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually say "I'll Gargle Your Piss Like It's Listerine" on it?

Yes. Every word. No censoring, no asterisks. What you see is what you get.

Will the print fade after washing?

Nope. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it'll look just as unhinged after 50 washes.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this appropriate to wear in public?

Legally, yes. Socially, that depends entirely on where you're going and how much you care about being invited back.