Ill Treat You Right But The TR Is Silent Tee

The Ill Treat You Right But The TR Is Silent tee from Unethical Threads is a suggestive wordplay shirt for anyone whose flirting has layers. One reading is smooth. The other one is the real reason you're here.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who flirt like it's a contact sport.

Look, this shirt is for the person at the party who says something outrageous with a completely straight face. The one who makes half the room laugh and the other half check if they heard that right. If you've ever been described as "a lot," welcome home.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles whatever you put it through
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL (everyone deserves to be this unsubtle)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your last situationship
• Machine washable, though your sense of humor might not be

Should I Buy This as a Gift?

Only if you know the person well enough to know they won't block your number.

The Ill Treat You Right But The TR Is Silent tee is the kind of gift that splits a room. Half the people will laugh, the other half will pretend they don't get it (they do). Best for birthdays, Valentine's Day if you're feeling brave, or any occasion where plausible deniability is part of the fun.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "the TR is silent" mean?

Sound it out. Drop those two letters from the key word and see what's left. We're not spelling it out for you.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. It's DTG printed, which bonds ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no sad faded ghost after a dozen washes.

Can I wear this around my family?

Depends entirely on your family. Some would laugh. Some would never invite you to Thanksgiving again. You already know which one yours is.

Is the cotton thick or thin?

Heavyweight. This is substantial cotton, not the see-through stuff that disintegrates after three spins in the dryer.