I'm A Virgin This Is An Old Shirt Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm A Virgin This Is An Old Shirt tee from Unethical Threads puts a loud claim across the back, then quietly retracts it in text so small your friends have to lean in. The fine print does all the work. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Honestly, everyone from the self-deprecating twenty-something to the uncle who peaked in 2003.

It's a top-tier gag gift for bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, white elephant exchanges, or anyone whose dating life has become a spectator sport. The front is completely blank, so people walking toward you have no idea what's coming. The punchline only hits once they've passed you.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't bail on you after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, 4XL, because funny isn't a size)
• Crew neck, because V-necks are for people trying too hard
• DTG printed for color that actually lasts
• Design on the back. Front is strategically blank for maximum delayed reaction.

Is this actually a good gift?

It's one of the best.

This shirt works for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, Secret Santa, or any occasion where the dress code is "make them laugh." The typography does the joke for you. Big text makes the claim, tiny text takes it back. You're wrapping a punchline in tissue paper.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt actually say?
The back reads "I'M A VIRGIN" in large text with "(this is an old shirt)" printed much smaller underneath. The front is blank.

Is this available in my size?
It comes in S through 4XL with a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade or crack?
The design is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing. No cracking, no peeling.

Is this appropriate as a gift?
It's a crowd favorite for bachelor parties, bachelorette weekends, white elephants, and birthdays. If they have a sense of humor, they'll love it.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Both feature the same back print design.