I'm A Virgin This Is An Old Shirt Tee

The I'm A Virgin This Is An Old Shirt Tee from Unethical Threads prints "IM A VIRGIN" across the front in letters you can read from across the room. Underneath, in the smallest type legally visible, it adds "(this is an old shirt)." The disclaimer does all the heavy lifting.

Who actually wears this?

Everyone. That's not a cop-out, it's the truth.

The 22-year-old wearing it ironically at brunch. The 40-year-old wearing it accurately at a cookout. The person at the bachelorette party who lost a bet. It's unisex for a reason. The joke doesn't care about your gender, your age, or your relationship history.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a translucent suggestion of one
• Unisex relaxed fit in S through 4XL (good jokes come in every size)
• Crew neck, classic cut, nothing weird
• DTG printed, so the ink bonds into the fabric and survives the laundry
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift.

White elephant, bachelor party, bachelorette party, birthday for someone who peaked in college, Secret Santa for a coworker you're still figuring out. The I'm A Virgin This Is An Old Shirt Tee is the gift that gets opened last and talked about first. One note: the person unwrapping this in front of family will need about three seconds before the room catches the small print. Plan accordingly.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'm A Virgin This Is An Old Shirt Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast whatever relationship status inspired the purchase.

Is this appropriate as a gift?

Perfect for white elephant exchanges, bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays, or anyone who can take a joke. If they can't, that's a them problem.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.

Is the shirt see-through?

No. It's heavyweight cotton. Your secrets are safe.