AAA Im About To Get Very Silly T Shirt

The I'm About To Get Very Silly tee from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like: a formal announcement that things are about to go sideways. Wear it to the function. Wear it to brunch. Consider it a courtesy to everyone around you.

Who actually wears this?

People who walk into a room and immediately lower the bar. The friend who texts "omw" and everyone instinctively hides the breakables.

If you've ever been described as "a lot" by someone who meant it as an insult and you took it as a compliment, this is your shirt. It's less of a fashion choice and more of a public service announcement.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because chaos comes in every size
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing to overthink here.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid long after you've been asked to leave
• Pre-shrunk, because we know you're not reading care labels

Is this a good gift?

Honestly, it might be the perfect gift. This is what you get someone when a gift card feels too impersonal and a heartfelt note feels too sincere.

Great for birthdays, white elephants, or just reminding your friend that you see them for exactly who they are. They'll laugh. They'll wear it. They'll become the main character at every gathering, for better or worse.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'm About To Get Very Silly shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Is this shirt good quality or will it fall apart?
Heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. It holds up in the wash and the print doesn't crack or fade.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on your job. If your boss has a sense of humor, go for it. If they don't, that's probably a bigger problem than your wardrobe.

How long does shipping take?
Most orders ship within 3-5 business days. Your patience will be rewarded.

Will this shirt shrink?
It's pre-shrunk. What you order is what you get.