I'm Actually Very Normal If You Ignore Everything I Have Ever Said And Done Tee

The I'm Actually Very Normal If You Ignore Everything I Have Ever Said And Done Tee from Unethical Threads is a confident statement followed by a full retraction, printed on a shirt. You're normal. With a massive asterisk.

Who actually wears this?

People who've made peace with the gap between who they claim to be and who they demonstrably are. That's not a crisis. That's self-knowledge.

This shirt is for anyone whose friends would read it, look at them, and just nod. No argument. No debate. Just quiet, devastating agreement. It comes in black or white, sizes S through 4XL, and pairs well with a complete inability to read a room.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck because you've got enough going on without a complicated neckline
• DTG printed so the text stays readable long after your reputation doesn't
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

It is the perfect gift for someone you love but also find deeply, consistently unhinged.

Birthday, holiday, intervention. All valid occasions. The I'm Actually Very Normal tee says "I see you, I accept you, and I want it on the record." Just make sure they can actually laugh at themselves. If they can't, this becomes a very different kind of present.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'm Actually Very Normal tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on basically every human body shape.

Will the print crack or fade?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so the text holds up wash after wash. Your judgment, unfortunately, is on its own.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends entirely on your workplace. If HR already has a file on you, this shirt isn't changing the outcome either way.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy. Or your existing wardrobe crisis.