I'm At My Clits End Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm At My Clits End Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print for anyone whose patience died and didn't leave a note. You know exactly what it says. Available in black or white, because being done with everyone isn't seasonal.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in patience sometime around 2019 and never recovered.

The design is on the back, so the message lands on whoever is standing behind you. Which is fitting, because they're probably the reason you need the shirt in the first place. If you've ever said "I cannot" and meant it on a molecular level, this one's yours.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind that feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL. Room for the full exasperated sigh.
• Crew neck. You have enough going on.
• DTG printed, so the text stays sharp long after your patience doesn't.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good gift?

If you know the person well enough, absolutely.

This is not the gift you bring to a work Secret Santa (unless your workplace is unhinged, in which case, go off). It's for the friend who texts "I'm done" at least twice a week and means it every single time. They'll put it on and feel immediately understood, which is more than most gifts manage.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or back of the shirt?
The design is printed on the back. The front is blank.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?
Wash cold, tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape.

What colors does it come in?
Black or white.

Is this going to offend someone?
Almost certainly. That might be the point.