I'm At My Clits End Tee

The I'm At My Clits End tee is Unethical Threads' tribute to everyone who hit their limit three hours ago. For the perpetually exasperated, the permanently over it, and anyone whose last nerve got shredded before noon. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's run completely out of patience and wants the world to know without opening their mouth.

This is the shirt for the coworker who replies in periods. The friend who sighs before picking up the phone. The parent who just survived hour nine of "why." If you've ever locked yourself in a bathroom just to stare at a wall for two minutes of peace, congratulations. You found your uniform.

• Heavyweight cotton. The thick kind. Not the tissue-paper nonsense that goes see-through after two washes.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room to breathe, even when everything else is suffocating.
• Crew neck. Classic. No explanation needed.
• DTG printed, so the text outlasts your tolerance for small talk.
• Comes in black or white. Pick the one that matches your mood (it's black).

Is this a good gift for someone who's clearly over it?

It might be the only gift that actually gets the point across.

If someone in your life communicates primarily through heavy sighs and eye rolls, this is it. Skip the card. The I'm At My Clits End tee says everything the card would, just louder and with worse language. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just a random Tuesday when they've clearly had enough.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'm At My Clits End tee come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Is this shirt inappropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If HR already knows your name, you'll be fine.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold its shape.

Does the print fade or crack?

DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling. The text will outlast most of your relationships.

Can I wear this around my family?

Your family, your call. But if Grandma already swears at Thanksgiving, she'll probably want one too.