I'm Beersexual Beer Pride Flag Tee

The I'm Beersexual Beer Pride Flag Tee from Unethical Threads is a pride flag made entirely of beer. Six stripes from foam to stout, declaring allegiance to the only thing that's never let you down. Available in black or white.

What's the deal with the beer flag?

It's a pride flag for the one thing you've been genuinely committed to since college.

Six stripes, each one a shade of beer from the palest lager to the darkest stout, stacked in proper flag format with the I'm Beersexual lettering across the top. Not a parody, exactly. More of an honest confession that your true orientation has always involved a pint glass. This is the flag design, not our clinking-mugs version.

• Heavyweight cotton. The kind that holds its shape when you inevitably wear it three days straight.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for everyone, including your uncle who "only drinks craft."
• Crew neck, because the beer pride flag deserves a clean frame, not a V-neck gamble.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) printed, so the stripes stay vibrant longer than your attention span.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good gift for a beer person?

It's the best gift for someone whose fridge has more beer than actual food.

Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you're tired of pretending their beer obsession is a phase. The I'm Beersexual Beer Pride Flag Tee says what a gift card can't: "I see you. I accept you. Please stop describing every IPA you try."

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'm Beersexual Beer Pride Flag Tee come in?

Unisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, runs true to size.

What colors is this shirt available in?

Black or white. Pick the one that matches your personality.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG printing holds up. Wash cold, turn inside out, and the design stays put.

How is this different from the other Beersexual shirt?

This one has the beer pride flag with six beer-shade stripes. The other design features two clinking mugs. Same phrase, different art.

Is this going to offend anyone?

Only people who think beer doesn't deserve its own flag. So, nobody worth worrying about.