*NEW* I'm Beersexual Tee

The I'm Beersexual tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who's ever been asked about their type and answered "cold, domestic, and available." It's a drinking shirt, an identity crisis, and a cry for help all on one piece of heavyweight cotton.

Who actually wears this?

Everyone from the guy who brings a cooler to every event to the person whose dating profile says "IPA personality, Bud Light budget." If you've ever described a beer as "crisp" with the same reverence other people reserve for their firstborn, this was designed for you.

It also works if you just think beer reveals are better than gender reveals. No judgment here. Okay, a little judgment.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL (yes, the big boys eat too)
• Crew neck because V-necks are for job interviews
• DTG print so the colors hold up even after your questionable laundry habits
• Machine washable, which is more than we can say for your reputation after wearing this

Is this actually a good gift?

It's either the best gift someone's ever gotten or the reason you get uninvited from the family group chat. There is no middle ground.

If the person on your list has ever shotgunned a beer at an inappropriate time, you're golden. Great for birthdays, bachelor parties, or any event where someone's going to end up on a table.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'm Beersexual tee come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works whether you're built like a light beer or a stout.

Will this shirt shrink?
Heavyweight cotton holds its shape. Cold wash, tumble dry low, and it'll outlast most of your friendships.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
No. DTG printing soaks the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top. It holds up through washes.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends where you work. Brewery, absolutely. Church, maybe just casual Friday. HR department, probably not but honestly who cares.

Is this offensive?
It's a beer joke. If someone gets offended by a shirt about loving beer, that's a them problem, not a you problem.