I'm Buysexual You Buy Me Beer I Get Sexual Tee

The I'm Buysexual You Buy Me Beer I Get Sexual Tee is Unethical Threads at peak honesty. It's a drinking shirt for people whose love language is literally an open tab. If your standards drop with every round, this is your uniform.

Who actually wears this?

People who peaked in college and are completely fine with it. You wear this to the bar, to the tailgate, to your friend's divorce party.

It's for anyone who figured out that honesty is the best policy, especially when it involves free drinks. If someone buys you a beer because of this shirt, it paid for itself.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive a night out and the morning after
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL, because poor decisions come in all sizes
• Crew neck, classic cut through the collar
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that holds its color wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk so it still fits after your third dryer cycle of shame

Is this a good gift?

Absolutely, if you actually know the person. This is not the shirt you buy your coworker for Secret Santa unless you want an HR meeting.

It's the one you get for the friend who has already said this exact sentence out loud at a bar. Bachelor parties, birthdays, bar crawl pregames. If they've ever traded charm for a cold one, they'll get it.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash inside out on cold if you want to baby it, but it holds up fine either way.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's not some flimsy novelty tee that falls apart after two wears.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends on where you work. If your office has a kegerator, yes. If HR sends emails with the word "appropriate" in them, save it for the weekend.