I'm Doing My Part For The Environment Tee

The I'm Doing My Part For The Environment Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose biggest green initiative was buying a reusable bag they keep forgetting in the car. A funny graphic tee that celebrates the gap between good intentions and actual effort.

Who actually wears this?

People who recycle when someone's watching. This tee is for the self-aware crowd that knows their carbon footprint is more Sasquatch than sparrow, and they've made peace with it. You turned off a light once. You're basically an activist.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like you're wearing a napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because environmentalism is for every body type
• Crew neck, because V-necks never saved a rainforest either
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that sticks around longer than your commitment to composting
• Machine washable. Cold cycle if you want to feel good about the water temp.

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. It's better than a tree planted in someone's name. Give this to the friend who posts about ocean cleanup but drives four blocks to get coffee. They'll love it because they already know. Pair it with a metal straw for maximum irony.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt made from recycled materials?
No. It's heavyweight cotton. We never claimed to be saving the planet, just making fun of people who say they are.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on everyone.

Will the print fade after washing?
DTG printing holds up well over time. Your motivation to help the environment will fade long before this print does.

Is this shirt actually offensive?
Only if you take yourself very seriously about environmental activism. Everyone else will just laugh.

Can I wear this to an Earth Day event?
You can. And you should. You'll either be the funniest person there or the most hated. Probably both.