I'm Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Dad He Pours Bacon Grease Down My Throat Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Fat Because Everytime I Fuck Your Dad He Pours Bacon Grease Down My Throat Tee is five lines of escalating madness printed on the back of a heavyweight cotton tee from Unethical Threads. The front is completely blank. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Someone who doesn't flinch. This is the shirt for someone who walks into a barbecue and lets the back of their shirt handle everything while looking totally normal from the front. Five lines stacked top to bottom, and whoever is behind you in line gets the full escalation one line at a time, thinking they know where it's going. They do not.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper thin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your family's willingness to be seen with you
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift?

It might be the best gift you ever give someone. Birthday, divorce party, random Tuesday, any occasion where you want to hand someone a weapon. The backprint means the recipient gets to watch people's expressions change in real time just by turning around. Hard to put a price on that.

Frequently Asked Questions

• Is the design on the front or back? The design is printed on the back only. The front is blank, which is half the joke.
• What sizes are available? Unisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit.
• Will this offend people? Almost certainly. That's between you and whoever is standing behind you.
• What colors does it come in? Black or white.
• Does the print hold up in the wash? DTG printing keeps the color locked in. The joke survives laundry day.