I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint graphic tee with a very specific inventory count on your back. Logs: 0. Bricks: 999. Steel: 0. Available in black or white, and no, we will not be elaborating.

Who's actually wearing this?

Gamers, shitposters, and people whose group chat would get them fired if HR ever found it.

The stat-readout format hits different if you've spent any real time staring at an inventory screen at 2 AM. And since it's a backprint, you don't even have to participate. People just read the numbers behind you in line and either get it or they don't.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually has weight to it. Novel concept, apparently.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck, because a V-neck with this energy would be genuinely unhinged.
• DTG printed so the 999 stays crisp after you inevitably wear this three days straight.
• Design on the back. Front is clean. Let them wonder on the approach.

Is this actually a good gift?

For the right person, this is an instant buy. You already know who in your life would wear this without a shred of hesitation.

Don't explain the shirt. Just hand them the bag and let the 0, 999, 0 do the talking. Their reaction tells you everything.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the 0, 999, 0 mean on this shirt?

It's a material inventory readout. Logs at zero, bricks maxed at 999, steel at zero. If you need the subtext explained, this probably isn't your shirt.

Is the design on the front or back?

It's on the back. The front is clean.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print fade after washing?

It's DTG printed, so it holds up. Follow the care label and the 999 stays at 999.

Does this shirt come in different colors?

Black or white. Pick whichever matches your energy.