I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee

The I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee with a gamer-style inventory readout showing wood at 0, steel at 0, and bricks maxed out at 999. Those numbers hit different if you know, and if you don't, this shirt isn't for you.

Who's Actually Buying This?

People who've used "bricked up" in a sentence this week without thinking twice.

Gym culture, gaming culture, group chats where the line got crossed three years ago and nobody looked back. It's the kind of shirt that gets a knowing nod from exactly the right people and a confused squint from everyone else, which honestly makes it funnier.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go translucent after the first wash
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because this design doesn't need any help from a neckline
• DTG print locks the graphic into the fabric with no cracking or peeling
• Available in black or white

Should I Give This as a Gift?

If the person you're buying for has ever said "I'm bricked up" out loud, yes. Immediately.

It's proof you actually pay attention to how someone talks instead of defaulting to a gift card. Just maybe don't hand it to them in front of their parents unless you're prepared to explain nothing.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the 0, 999, 0 on the shirt mean?

It's a stat readout. Wood: 0. Bricks: 999. Steel: 0. If you know what "bricked up" means, the rest clicks.

What sizes does the I'm Fully Bricked Up Tee come in?

S through 4XL, all in a unisex relaxed fit.

Will the print crack or peel after washing?

No. It's a DTG print, so the ink bonds directly with the fabric. Wash it like you would any other tee.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your coworkers send memes in Slack, probably fine. If HR has your desk flagged, maybe not.