AAA I'm Just Here For The Pot T Shirt

The I'm Just Here For The Pot shirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like, and also what it doesn't. Playing cards on the front, plausible deniability in the subtext. You know what you're buying.

Who's actually wearing this?

Poker players who smoke. Stoners who bluff. Your cousin who does both and thinks he's hilarious.

This shirt works at the card table, the dispensary, or honestly just the grocery store if you don't care what the checkout person thinks. It's a lifestyle shirt for a lifestyle that involves snacks.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes (you're welcome)
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck, because V-necks are a choice
• DTG print (direct-to-garment), so the colors don't crack, peel, or ghost on you
• Probably the funniest thing in your closet, depending on your closet

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for anyone who gets the joke and a terrible one for anyone who doesn't.

If your friend has ever said "I'm here for the pot" at a poker night and then laughed at their own joke for too long, this is their shirt. If your friend is your grandma, maybe think about it. Actually, some grandmas would love this. You know yours better than we do.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt actually have playing cards on it?

Yes. The design features playing card graphics. The rest of the joke writes itself.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. We don't do "one size fits most" because that's never been true.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton and DTG printed. Cold wash, tumble low, and it holds up fine. We can't help you if you run everything on high heat like a maniac.

Is this appropriate for work?

Depends on where you work. Dispensary? You're golden. Law firm? Read the room.