I'm No Baker But I Can Make A Cream Pie Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm No Baker But I Can Make A Cream Pie Tee from Unethical Threads is a deadpan dessert pun printed across the back of the shirt. It reads like an innocent baking flex. It is not an innocent baking flex. Available in black or white.

Who actually wears a cream pie shirt?

People who enjoy plausible deniability. The kind of person who can deliver a line with a completely straight face and let the room figure it out.

This is kitchen humor for people who don't belong in the kitchen. It's a baking joke, a dirty joke, and a personality test all at once. If someone doesn't get it, that's part of the fun. If they do get it, you've found your people.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks and innuendo is a combination nobody asked for
• DTG printed so the joke doesn't fade before your dignity does
• Back print design, which means you deliver the punchline as you walk away

Is this a good gift for a baker?

It's a perfect gift for a baker. It's an even better gift for someone who can't cook at all.

The I'm No Baker But I Can Make A Cream Pie tee is the kind of thing you wrap up for a birthday, a bachelorette party, a white elephant exchange, or just because you saw it and immediately thought of someone specific. That person knows who they are.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or back?

The back. The whole point is making people read it as you walk past.

Does the print hold up after washing?

Yes. The DTG print is built to keep its color through regular washing. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast most of your relationships.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black or white.

Is this shirt actually about baking?

Sure. Let's go with that.