I'm No Baker But I Can Make A Cream Pie Tee

The I'm No Baker But I Can Make A Cream Pie Tee from Unethical Threads is a baking innuendo shirt for people who like their humor with plausible deniability. It's a dessert pun, and it's also not. Available in black or white.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who bake. People who absolutely do not bake. The overlap is the entire customer base.

This shirt works at barbecues, bachelorette parties, and the kind of family gatherings where at least one uncle is already on thin ice. The I'm No Baker But I Can Make A Cream Pie Tee lands because it never actually says anything wrong. You're just talking about pastry. That's your story and you're sticking to it.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes like some bargain bin regret
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because innuendo is for everybody
• Crew neck, keeping it classic while the text does the heavy lifting
• DTG print for color that outlasts your willingness to explain the shirt to coworkers
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

It's a great gift. Possibly too great.

The I'm No Baker But I Can Make A Cream Pie Tee is perfect for bachelorette parties, white elephant exchanges, birthdays for people with no filter, or anyone who has ever made a dessert pun and meant something else entirely. It says "I thought about you and this is what came to mind," which is either flattering or concerning depending on who opens it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Minimal shrinkage with cold wash and tumble dry low. The heavyweight cotton holds its shape.

What sizes does the cream pie shirt come in?

S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or peel?

No. The DTG print bonds ink directly into the fabric. It's not going anywhere, even if your reputation does.

Is this shirt actually about baking?

Yes. Obviously. What else would it be about?

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. Depends on your coworkers. Depends on how much you value your next HR review.