I'm Normal And Can Be Trusted With Alcohol Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Normal And Can Be Trusted With Alcohol tee from Unethical Threads is a back print character reference you wrote for yourself. Available in black or white, for people whose friends have clearly raised concerns.

Who actually wears this?

People who think the funniest move at a bar is walking away and letting the back of their shirt finish the conversation.

The front is completely blank. The back is a sworn statement nobody requested. It's built for bar crawls, tailgates, festival weekends, and any event where at least one person has been assigned to keep an eye on you. Think of it as a public service announcement, except the public did not ask for this service.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive whatever you're about to put it through.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Everyone deserves to make questionable impressions in comfort.
• Crew neck. Classic. We're not doing anything experimental up top.
• DTG printed for color that lasts, because your self-certification shouldn't fade before your reputation does.
• Back print only. The front stays clean. You know, because you're normal.

Is this a good gift?

It's a perfect gift for the friend who's been told to "maybe take it easy tonight" more than once.

Works for birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, White Elephant, or really any occasion where you want to hand someone a laugh and a label at the same time. If you know someone who'd wear this and mean it, you already know exactly who you're buying it for.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
It reads "IM NORMAL AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH ALCOHOL" in block text across the back. The front is blank.

Is the design on the front or back?
Back only. The front is completely blank, which is honestly funnier.

What sizes does it come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

Does the print hold up after washing?
It's DTG printed for lasting color. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up just fine.

Is this a good bar crawl shirt?
It was basically designed for bar crawls. Also works for tailgates, festivals, house parties, and anywhere your friends feel the need to monitor your intake.