I'm Normal And Can Be Trusted With Alcohol Tee

The I'm Normal And Can Be Trusted With Alcohol Tee from Unethical Threads is a deadpan character reference you wear on your chest. Available in black or white, it's the shirt equivalent of making direct eye contact while insisting you're totally fine. You're not fooling anyone, but that's the point.

Who Actually Wears This?

The friend everyone agrees to keep an eye on at the bar. The one who shows up to game day with a flask they didn't need to bring.

The designated "we should probably check on them" person at every wedding, tailgate, and holiday party. If you're reading this and thinking "that's not me," it's definitely you.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you spill on it
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL. Nobody's excluded from bad decisions
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing fancy. Like you at 2am claiming you're "totally good"
• DTG printed so the text stays legible long after your texts don't
• Available in black or white, because your moral compass is your own business

Is This a Good Gift?

It's the perfect gift for someone who needs a warning label more than a present.

Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, Secret Santa (especially if you draw the office liability), or any occasion where you want to say "I love you, but I've also seen things." If they laugh, you nailed it. If they get offended, they're probably not the target audience.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
It's a unisex relaxed fit in sizes S-4XL. Check the size chart, but when in doubt, size up. Nobody ever regretted a comfy tee.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?
Heavyweight cotton holds up well. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll keep its shape longer than your composure at open bar.

Is the print going to crack or peel?
DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no excuses.

Can I wear this to a family event?
That depends entirely on your family and how much you value being invited back.