I'm Not A Boobologist But I'll Take A Look Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not A Boobologist But I'll Take A Look Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print tee that announces your entirely invented qualification to everyone behind you. No degree required. Just misplaced confidence and block capitals.

Who's this shirt for?

The guy at the barbecue who's already volunteered to fix your Wi-Fi and check your tire pressure. He peaked in confidence around 2014 and never came back down.

You know him. You might be him. Back print means the declaration lands as you walk past, which is honestly the perfect delivery.

• Heavyweight cotton
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Crew neck
• DTG printed for color that won't quit before you do
• Available in black or white. Design on the back, front is blank.

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who's been volunteering unsolicited services for years, yes. This is their uniform.

Works for birthdays, Father's Day, or just finally acknowledging someone's lifelong commitment to being helpful when nobody asked. Pair it with a clipboard for full effect.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?

Three lines of block capitals on the back: IM NOT A BOOBOLOGIST BUT ILL TAKE A LOOK. The front is blank.

Is the design on the front or back?

Back only. The front is completely blank, so you get plausible deniability until you turn around.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds up fine. Your reputation wearing it, less guaranteed.

What colors does it come in?

Black or white.