I'm Not A Boobologist But I'll Take A Look Tee

The I'm Not A Boobologist But I'll Take A Look Tee from Unethical Threads is a text-only humor shirt for anyone whose professional qualifications are entirely imaginary. Block capitals, zero subtlety, available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who has ever offered unsolicited help with total confidence and zero expertise.

This shirt is for the guy at the barbecue who diagnoses your engine trouble without opening the hood. The friend whose medical advice comes exclusively from half-read Wikipedia articles. The I'm Not A Boobologist But I'll Take A Look Tee just makes the subtext into text.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your questionable life choices
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, even your uncle)
• Crew neck, because you're classic like that
• DTG print for color that won't bail before your dignity does
• Available in black or white. Pick the one that matches your soul.

Is this a good gift?

It's the best gift for someone who already has no shame.

Father's Day, birthdays, or just a Tuesday when you want to remind someone that their humor peaked in 2009 and you love them for it. This shirt lands hardest when the recipient is already the person who'd say this out loud without a shirt prompting them.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the I'm Not A Boobologist But I'll Take A Look Tee come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfy across the board.

Will this shirt shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight cotton with DTG printing. Follow the care label (cold wash, tumble dry low) and it'll hold up fine.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If not, save it for the weekend.

What does the shirt actually say?

Three lines of block text: IM NOT A BOOBOLOGIST BUT ILL TAKE A LOOK. No graphics, just the words doing all the heavy lifting.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Two options, no agonizing required.