I'm Not A Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not A Cactus Expert But I Know A Prick When I See One Tee from Unethical Threads says what you've been thinking at every family gathering, HOA meeting, and office happy hour. The design lives on the back of the shirt, so people read it as you walk away. Perfect timing.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who have absolutely identified the prick in their life and need everyone else to catch up. This isn't subtle, and that's the whole point.

You wear it to barbecues where your brother-in-law won't stop talking about crypto. You wear it to the DMV. You wear it anywhere patience goes to die.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the color doesn't bail on you mid-summer
• Design is on the back, because the best exits deserve a punchline

Does This Actually Make a Good Gift?

It makes an incredible gift for anyone who says exactly what they're thinking. Birthdays, white elephants, "I saw this and thought of you" moments.

Honestly, if someone in your life has a nemesis (or just a really annoying neighbor), this is the move. Wrap it or don't. The shirt speaks for itself.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.

Will the print fade after washing?

DTG printing locks the color in. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's not stiff, it's not flimsy. Right in the sweet spot.

Can I wear this to work?

That depends entirely on how much you like your job.