*NEW* I'm Not A Gorilla But I Can Beat Off 100 Men Tee

The I'm Not A Gorilla But I Can Beat Off 100 Men tee from Unethical Threads takes the viral gorilla vs. 100 men debate and ruins it in the best way possible. You know exactly what this says. So does everyone reading it from across the room.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who picked a side in the gorilla debate and then immediately made it weird. If your group chat has no filter and your sense of humor gets you uninvited from things, this shirt was already yours. It just hadn't shipped yet.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up to repeated questioning from strangers
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print so the colors stay vivid long after your reputation doesn't
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• Machine washable (your browser history, unfortunately, is not)

Is this actually appropriate to wear in public?

No. That's the point. This shirt lives in the sweet spot between "that's hilarious" and "sir, this is a Wendy's." Wear it to the cookout, the bar, the gym, wherever plausible deniability still works. If someone doesn't get the joke, that's their problem. If they do get it and they're offended, that's even funnier.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone with questionable taste.

Will the print crack or fade?
No. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric. The colors hold up wash after wash.

Is this based on the gorilla vs 100 men meme?
Yes. But we made it worse. You're welcome.

Can I give this as a gift?
Absolutely. It's the kind of gift that says "I know you" in the most concerning way possible.