I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look tee from Unethical Threads is exactly the kind of shirt that makes your mother question where she went wrong. Backprint design so nobody sees it coming until you walk away. Heavyweight cotton, built for people who think "appropriate" is just a suggestion.

Who actually wears this?

Honestly? The guy at the cookout who's already three beers deep and still the funniest person there.

The friend everyone warns new people about but secretly loves. If your humor has ever gotten you called into a meeting with HR, this is your uniform. The I'm Not A Gynecologist backprint is a slow reveal, which makes it ten times funnier than a front graphic. People read it, do a double take, and either lose it or pretend they didn't see it. Both reactions are a win.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not that tissue-paper nonsense
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay locked in wash after wash
• Backprint placement, because the best punchlines land on the way out

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you actually know the person.

This is not an "I grabbed something from the mall" present. This is "I saw this and immediately thought of you because you're unhinged and I respect that." If they laugh at it, you nailed it. If they don't, you might need new friends. Works especially well for bachelor parties, birthdays for the friend who has everything, or just a random Tuesday when you want to make someone's day worse (better).

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Where is the design printed?
It's a backprint. The design is on the back of the shirt, so people get the full effect as you walk away.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing keeps the colors locked in. Wash it however you want.

Is this shirt actually comfortable?
Yes. Heavyweight cotton with a relaxed fit. It's not stiff, it's not flimsy. It's the sweet spot.

Can I wear this to work?
That depends entirely on where you work and how much you like working there.