I'm Not A Gynecologist Cunt Xmas Ugly Sweatshirt

The I'm Not A Gynecologist Cunt Xmas Ugly Sweatshirt from Unethical Threads is exactly what it sounds like. A festive ugly sweater with a medical professional disclaimer that goes exactly where you think it goes. Wear it to every holiday gathering where you want to be remembered.

Who's actually wearing this to a Christmas party?

The funniest person there. You know the one.

Shows up late, somehow already has a drink, and delivers the line of the night before anyone's even sat down. This sweater is their uniform. It's also the move when you're tired of losing the ugly sweater contest to someone in a store-bought reindeer nightmare with jingle bells hot-glued to it.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real garment, not a costume piece
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL (yes, your weird uncle is covered)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors hold up through every wash and holiday season
• Full ugly Christmas sweater patterning around the, let's say, thesis statement

Is this actually a good gift?

It's the best gift you'll give this year. Full stop.

This is the gift that says "I know exactly who you are and I respect that." Perfect for Secret Santa when you actually know the person and refuse to just grab a candle. Works for the friend, sibling, or coworker who already owns something offensive and needs the holiday edition. If you're buying it for yourself, even better. Self-awareness is attractive.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this a real ugly Christmas sweater or a printed sweatshirt?
It's a sweatshirt with a full ugly sweater design printed on it. Same heavyweight cotton feel, festive Christmas patterning, no actual knit. Looks the part, feels better.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?
No. DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and the colors stay put season after season.

Can I wear this outside of Christmas?
Technically yes, but the ugly sweater patterning is peak December energy. The sentiment, however, is year-round.

Is this going to offend people?
Almost certainly. If the person you're buying for would describe themselves as "easily offended," maybe grab them a gift card instead.