I'm Not A Gynecologist Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not A Gynecologist Tee from Unethical Threads is a backprint that lets the punchline land after you've already walked away. Heavyweight cotton, classic crude humor, and the kind of joke your dad would be proud of. Or horrified by. Depends on the dad.

Who's actually wearing this?

People who never outgrew bar humor and have no plans to start. Also, weirdly, a lot of nurses and folks in healthcare.

The medical field runs on dark humor, and this shirt is basically their off-duty uniform. If you work in a hospital or just enjoy making HR nervous, you're the target audience.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a collar
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck because V-necks are for people who take themselves seriously
• DTG (direct to garment) print so the colors stay loud wash after wash
• Backprint design with a clean front, so you look normal until you walk away

Is this a good gift?

It's a great gift if you want to be remembered.

Father's Day, birthdays, bachelor parties, White Elephant. This is the shirt people actually laugh at instead of politely saying "oh, fun." Just know that if you give this to your dad, your mom is going to have opinions.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the print fade after washing?
No. The DTG print holds its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it, but it's not required.

What sizes do you carry?
S through 4XL. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements. The fit is unisex and relaxed.

Is the print on the front or the back?
Back only. The front is blank, so you look completely normal from the front. The joke hits when you walk away.

Will this offend someone?
Almost certainly. That's the whole point. If you're worried about offending people, this probably isn't your brand.