Im Not A Taxidermist But Ill Stuff Your Beaver Tee (BACKPRINT)

The Im Not A Taxidermist But Ill Stuff Your Beaver tee from Unethical Threads is a back print shirt for people whose sense of humor never left the campfire. Big text across the back, blank front, and absolutely zero subtlety walking away from anyone.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who peaked at hunting camp humor and decided to stay there. Your buddy who says the wrong thing at every barbecue already owns something like this, or should.

It works for anyone whose friends have stopped being surprised and started expecting it. The back print means you don't even have to be facing someone to make their day worse. That's efficiency.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin from a gas station clearance bin
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL, because inappropriate humor comes in all sizes
• Crew neck with a small text detail at the collar for the people standing close enough to read it
• DTG printed for color that stays put through wash after wash, no cracking, no peeling, no sad fading

Can I Give This as a Gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift for the person who's impossible to shop for because they already own everything normal.

Birthdays, white elephants, bachelor parties, random Tuesdays when you want to remind someone you know exactly who they are. Wrap it or don't. The back print does the talking the second they turn around.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?
The main text is printed across the back with a small detail at the collar. The front is blank.

What sizes are available?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print hold up after washing?
Yes. The DTG print is made to keep its color and detail through regular washing. No cracking or peeling.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?
That depends entirely on where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If not, save it for the weekend.

What material is it?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It has actual weight to it, not the thin, disposable kind.