Im Not A Taxidermist But Ill Stuff Your Beaver Tee

The Im Not A Taxidermist But Ill Stuff Your Beaver Tee is Unethical Threads doing what it does best: taking something innocent and making it deeply not. A heavyweight cotton graphic tee with one of those jokes that either makes you someone's new best friend or gets you uninvited from Thanksgiving.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who own at least one camo hat and think innuendo is a perfectly valid love language.

This shirt thrives at tailgates, fishing trips, and anywhere the dress code maxes out at "wearing pants." If you've ever described yourself as "outdoorsy" with air quotes, you're the target audience. It reads like a business card for people whose humor runs a little south of polite.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels like a shirt, not a tissue
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (your beaver-stuffing physique is welcome at any size)
• Classic crew neck
• DTG print that keeps its color, not one of those prints that ghosts you after five washes
• Front print with a small collar text detail, because subtlety had to show up somewhere

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

If you know someone who appreciates a well-crafted double entendre, absolutely.

Works for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, or any occasion where you want credit for being funny without actually having to be funny yourself. The shirt does the work. You just hand over the bag. Fair warning: if you give this to your father-in-law, that's on you.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does the Stuff Your Beaver tee come in?
Unisex S through 4XL with a relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.

Will the print fade after washing?
The DTG print holds its color. Wash inside out on cold, tumble dry low, and it'll stay looking sharp.

Is this shirt going to offend people?
Almost certainly someone. That's sort of the point. Know your audience and you'll be fine.

What material is this shirt?
Heavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It feels substantial, not like something you'd get free at a fun run.

Can I wear this to work?
Depends where you work. If your HR department has a sense of humor, maybe. If not, this is a weekend shirt and you know it.