I'm Not A Weatherman But You Can Expect A Few Inches Tonight Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not A Weatherman But You Can Expect A Few Inches Tonight Tee is a back-printed innuendo shirt from Unethical Threads for people whose comedy peaked at 2 AM. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and more confidence than you've earned.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who think the weather forecast is already the funniest thing on television. This is a barbecue, brewery, bachelor party kind of shirt. The design is on the back, so you get to walk away from every interaction and let the punchline land behind you. That's timing.

• Heavyweight cotton. Not the tissue-paper kind.
• Unisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, because you're not that guy
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your dating history
• Design is on the back. Walk away and let the forecast do the talking.

Is This a Good Gift?

Yes. It's the gift for someone who already thinks they're the funny one in the group. Works for bachelor parties, birthdays, white elephants, or that friend who drops the "few inches" line at every cookout. Hand it over with zero context for maximum results.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

Sizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs comfortable across the board.

Is the design on the front or the back?

It's on the back. Back print tee, so the joke lands when you walk away.

Will this shrink in the wash?

It's heavyweight pre-shrunk cotton. Follow the care label and you're good.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

That depends entirely on where you work. We're not your HR department.