I'm Not Addicted To Gambling I'm Addicted To Hope Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not Addicted To Gambling I'm Addicted To Hope tee from Unethical Threads is the most honest lie you'll ever put on your body. Printed on the back so people can read it as you walk away from the table. Heavyweight cotton in black or white, S through 4XL.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've stared at a roulette wheel and called it meditation.

Sports bettors who build spreadsheets like they're running a hedge fund. Your uncle who says he's "up overall" despite evidence suggesting otherwise. If you've ever described a losing streak as "variance," this backprint already has your name on it.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart faster than your parlay
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S to 4XL
• Crew neck, because V-necks don't deserve this level of self-awareness
• DTG print for color that stays sharp long after your bankroll doesn't
• Available in black or white (pick whichever matches your poker face)

Is This a Good Gift for a Gambler?

It's the best gift for a gambler because they're definitely not buying it themselves. Too busy reinvesting.

This is the shirt you give someone after they explain their "system" for the third time. Wrap it in a losing scratch-off for maximum delivery. They'll laugh, and then they'll wear it to the casino, because of course they will.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the design on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, giving you plausible deniability until you turn around.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made to hold up. Wash inside out on cold and hang dry if you want it looking fresh as long as possible.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black or white for now. Two options is already more choices than most gamblers can handle.