I'm Not Autistic I'm Some Other Shit They Don't Know About Yet Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not Autistic I'm Some Other Shit They Don't Know About Yet tee is Unethical Threads' love letter to everyone whose brain runs on firmware nobody's written the patch notes for. Self-deprecating, weirdly specific, and printed on the back so the people behind you get the full experience.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's Googled their symptoms at 3 a.m. and come back with more questions than answers. The "probably something" crowd.

You know who you are, and so does everyone who's watched you eat the same lunch for 400 days straight. This shirt says what you've been muttering at parties for years, just on heavyweight cotton instead.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, soft enough you won't pick at it all day.
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Room to exist.
• Crew neck. Classic. Not everything needs reinventing.
• DTG printed so the colors survive your extremely specific wash routine.
• Design on the back. Because the best lines hit on the way out.

Will this offend anyone?

Probably, but not the people you care about.

The humor is entirely self-directed. You're roasting your own undiagnosed brain, which is the only brain you're qualified to roast. If someone has a problem with you joking about yourself, that's a them issue. And if they don't get it, the design's on your back. They'll have plenty of time to think about it as you walk away.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt making fun of autistic people?

No. The joke is self-directed. The wearer is talking about their own brain, not anyone else's. It's for people who suspect they're neurodivergent and find humor in the uncertainty.

Where is the design on this shirt?

On the back. The front is blank. You look totally normal from the front, which is kind of the whole metaphor.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

What colors does this shirt come in?

Black and white. Pick whichever matches your personality crisis.

Does the print crack or fade?

It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. It holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.