I'm Not Autistic I'm Some Other Shit They Don't Know About Yet Tee

The I'm Not Autistic I'm Some Other Shit They Don't Know About Yet Tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone who knows they're wired differently but still doesn't have a name for it. Self-deprecating neurodivergent humor on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who've spent three hours deep in a symptom checklist at 2 a.m. and came out the other side thinking "yeah, that tracks."

The neurodivergent-but-make-it-funny crowd. Folks who are done performing normal and would rather just wear the disclaimer. If you've ever described yourself as "a lot" and meant it as both a warning and a flex, this is your shirt.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a translucent napkin
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck (revolutionary, we know)
• DTG print, so the colors stay locked in and the design won't crack or peel
• Available in black or white

Can I buy this for someone else?

If they joke about it themselves, absolutely.

This is self-deprecating humor made wearable. It's not a clinical label, it's a whole mood. The kind of thing someone screenshots and sends to their group chat, and everyone immediately fights over who needs it more. Just make sure the person you're buying for is the one making the joke, not the subject of one.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is this shirt offensive?

It's self-deprecating humor about neurodivergence. The wearer is the joke. If you're offended by people laughing at themselves, this one's not for you.

What's the print quality like?

DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. The design won't crack, peel, or fade into a mystery blob after a few wash cycles.

Does it come in other colors?

Black or white. Pick your fighter.

How should I wash this?

Inside out, cold wash, tumble dry low. Treat it with the bare minimum of care and it'll hold up fine.