I'm Not Broke I'm American Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not Broke I'm American Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print shirt for anyone who's decided being broke isn't a problem, it's a nationality. The front is blank. The punchline walks away with you.

Who's This Actually For?

Anyone who checks their bank account like it's a horror movie. You work, you pay rent, you eat something that isn't technically a meal, and the math still doesn't math.

This shirt is the shrug. You're not in denial about the state of your checking account. You've just reclassified it. Being broke isn't a condition when it's a collective experience, and the I'm Not Broke I'm American Tee puts that energy on your back (literally) so you can walk through life looking totally fine from the front. The correction only hits when you leave. Which, honestly, is perfect comedic timing.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate the first time your dryer gets ambitious
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because financial ruin is size-inclusive
• Crew neck, because you've already stuck your neck out enough this month
• DTG printing for color that actually survives your laundry habits
• Available in black or white

Does This Work as a Gift?

Absolutely. Nothing says "I see you and I respect your struggle" quite like a shirt that broadcasts it to everyone walking behind them.

Perfect for the friend who splits checks down to the penny, your sibling who just "discovered budgeting," or yourself. You deserve this. You probably can't afford it, but you deserve it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is completely blank, so you look perfectly put together from the front. The joke reveals itself when you walk away.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs comfortably on everyone.

Will this shrink in the wash?

Follow the care instructions and it holds its shape. Heavyweight cotton is forgiving, but it's not magic.

Is this shirt political?

No. It's about being broke. That's a universal experience that crosses every line on every map.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your job. If your boss also can't afford lunch, you'll be fine.