I'm Not Broke I'm American Tee

The I'm Not Broke I'm American Tee from Unethical Threads turns your empty bank account into a nationality. Heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. It's not a complaint. It's a correction.

Who actually wears this?

Anyone who's done the math on rent and groceries and decided the answer was "nah." People who work constantly and have nothing to show for it except a really solid sense of humor about the whole situation.

This is the shirt for the friend who always says "I'll get you next time" and means it every single time. Available in black or white, because your wardrobe budget allows for exactly two choices.

• Heavyweight cotton that feels more expensive than your checking account
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL
• Crew neck, classic cut
• DTG print for color that sticks around longer than your savings
• Available in black or white

Does this work as a gift?

Perfectly. The person you're buying this for can't afford it themselves, and you both know it.

Birthdays, holidays, random Tuesdays when you see it and think of someone specific. No explanation needed. The I'm Not Broke I'm American Tee hits hardest when the recipient just nods and puts it on immediately.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL. Most people grab their usual size.

What's the print quality like?

DTG printed, so the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers also do mental math before ordering lunch, you'll fit right in.

Is this going to offend someone?

Only people who've never checked their bank balance before payday. So, almost nobody.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Broke comes in every size.