Im Not Drunk Just Pickling My Liver White Tee

The Im Not Drunk Just Pickling My Liver White Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who considers liver damage a hobby, not a problem. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee that says what your bar tab already proves.

Who actually wears this?

People who treat their liver like a sparring partner and find that relatable rather than concerning. The weekend warrior. The Wednesday night regular. If you've ever used 'it's five o'clock somewhere' as a genuine defense mechanism, this shirt was made for you.

• Heavyweight cotton that can survive your worst nights out
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, even your large friend is covered)
• Crew neck, because you have enough V-neck energy in your personality already
• DTG printed so the colors stick around longer than your good judgment
• Machine washable, which matters because you will need it

Is this a good gift for a drinker?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has ever said 'I'm not drunk' while clearly drunk, this is the only gift that matters. It's cheaper than an intervention and way more fun. Wrap it in a brown paper bag for full effect.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?

Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S-4XL. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print fade after washing?

No. The DTG printing process bonds the ink to the fabric, so colors stay put through heavy wash rotation.

Is this shirt actually about drinking?

If you have to ask, you might not be the target audience. But yes.

Can I wear this to work?

Depends on where you work. If your office has a keg, absolutely. Otherwise, save it for the weekend.