I'm Not Fucking Stupid We Broke Up Tee

The I'm Not Fucking Stupid We Broke Up Tee by Unethical Threads is a breakup shirt for people who understand punctuation. Two readings, both accurate, one shirt. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, S to 4XL, in black or white.

Who actually wears this?

People who process breakups through humor instead of therapy. Which, honestly, might be the same thing.

If your first response to getting dumped is cracking a joke about it, this is your shirt. It's also solid for anyone who's just tired of the "are you seeing someone?" questions and wants to shut that down without saying a word.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle your emotional baggage
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Crew neck, classic cut, no surprises (unlike your ex)
• DTG print that locks ink into the fabric for color that actually lasts
• Available in black or white

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect breakup recovery gift. Send it to your newly single friend and watch them ugly-laugh through the pain.

Or buy it for yourself, because you deserve something that costs less than couples therapy and works better too. Either way, it lands.

Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs a little roomy. Size down if you want it more fitted.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?

No. The DTG printing process locks the ink directly into the cotton fibers. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast whatever situation inspired you to buy it.

Does this come in colors other than black and white?

Just black and white for now. Pick the one that matches your current emotional state.

Is this shirt going to offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the whole point of wearing it.