I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 Tee from Unethical Threads is a graphic tee that puts the internet's most financially honest confession on your back. Everyone's got principles. Yours just have a very reasonable asking price.

Who actually wears this?

The friend everyone quotes but nobody invites to Thanksgiving.

If you've ever been the funniest person in the room and the reason HR got called in the same afternoon, this tracks. The design is printed on the back, so you don't even have to look at it. You just walk away and let the people behind you process their feelings. It's generous, really.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S-4XL
• Crew neck (classic, like the joke itself)
• DTG printed for color that sticks around longer than your dignity
• Available in black or white

Can I give this as a gift?

This is the perfect gift for the friend who has already made this joke out loud at least four times.

Wrap it up, hand it over, and watch the moment they unfold it at a birthday dinner. The shirt pays for itself in entertainment value. Also works as a Secret Santa pick if you want to guarantee you're never invited back.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this shirt actually about being gay?

It's about economics. Everyone has a price, and $20 is hilariously, suspiciously low. The joke has been an internet staple for over a decade.

Where is the design on the shirt?

On the back. The front is blank, so people have no idea what's coming until you walk away.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on every body type.

Will this offend someone?

Almost certainly. That's kind of the point. Know your audience, or don't. We're not your mom.

Is the shirt comfortable?

Heavyweight cotton, crew neck, relaxed fit. It's comfortable. Wearing it in public is the uncomfortable part.