I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 Tee

The I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who knows that principles are negotiable and the asking price is embarrassingly low. Available in black or white, this funny graphic tee says what your friends already suspect. Heavyweight cotton, because your moral flexibility deserves a quality canvas.

Who Actually Wears This?

Honestly? People with a sense of humor and an understanding that being broke is a lifestyle, not a phase.

The I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 joke has been a meme classic for years, and wearing it out loud is basically a personality test for everyone in the room. If someone doesn't laugh, you now know who to stop inviting to things.

• Heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your excuses
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL
• Classic crew neck
• DTG printed so the colors stay put (unlike your standards)
• Available in black or white

Is This a Good Gift?

Absolutely. This is the gift you give when a gift card feels lazy but you still want to be a little unhinged about it.

Perfect for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who's ever said the phrase with a completely straight face. They'll either wear it proudly or frame it. Either way, you win.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is the I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 shirt offensive?
That depends entirely on your audience. We think it's hilarious. Your coworker in HR might disagree. Read the room, or don't.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everybody.

Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. DTG printing keeps the design locked in through washes. Your commitment to the bit should last as long as the shirt does.

What colors is this available in?
Black or white. Pick whichever matches your moral compass.

Can I return it if someone gets offended?
Check our return policy for details. But we can't do much about your friend group. That's on you.