I'm Not Saying I'm An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive Black Tee

This is a funny margarita drinking shirt from Unethical Threads that announces your blood type as Margar-Ita Positive. The I'm Not Saying I'm An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive Black Tee is for anyone whose liver has a longer rap sheet than their actual criminal record.

Who actually wears this?

People who've been politely asked to "maybe slow down" at brunch and responded by ordering a pitcher. If you've ever salted a rim before noon or called tequila a food group, this is your uniform. Your friends will point at it and just nod.

• Heavyweight cotton that handles your life choices better than your liver does
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL, because poor decisions come in every size
• Crew neck for when you want to look just put-together enough
• DTG printed so the colors outlast your promise to "only have one"
• Black tee that hides lime juice, salsa stains, and regret equally well

Does this work as a gift?

Absolutely. If someone in your life has a personality that can be summarized as "margarita," hand them this shirt. Works for birthdays, Cinco de Mayo, retirement parties, or whatever excuse you need. Skip the wrapping paper. Just hand it over with a salt rimmer and a bottle of Cuervo.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt shrink?

Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it however you want. It holds up better than you did last Margarita Monday.

What sizes are available?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?

DTG printing locks the ink into the fabric fibers. The design stays put wash after wash.

Is this going to offend someone?

Probably. But those people weren't getting invited to the party anyway.