Im Not Saying Im An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive White Tee

This is an Unethical Threads tee for anyone whose relationship with margaritas has gone from casual to clinical. The Im Not Saying Im An Alcoholic But My Blood Type Is Margar-Ita Positive shirt says what your friends already know, printed on heavyweight cotton that holds up better than your liver will.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've accepted that tequila is a food group. If your go-to response to "want a drink?" is "yes" before anyone finishes the question, you already own this shirt spiritually.

It also works if you're buying for that friend. The one with the blender permanently on the counter and a salt rim on everything. You know who they are. They know who they are.

• Heavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb both compliments and spilled margaritas.
• Unisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Room for everyone, including post-Taco-Tuesday bloat.
• Crew neck. Classic. Nothing fancy. The shirt does enough talking.
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print. Colors stay locked in, not fading out like your memory of last Saturday.
• Machine washable. Because you will absolutely need that.

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

Yes. Unironically, yes.

If someone in your life has a margarita recipe saved in their phone notes, this is the gift. No guessing sizes (S-4XL, relaxed fit). No wondering if they'll get it. They'll get it. They probably already live it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go with your usual. The fit is forgiving.

Will the print crack or fade after washing?
No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers. The print outlasts most New Year's resolutions.

Is this only for people who drink margaritas?
Technically anyone can wear it. But if you don't at least appreciate a good margarita, you're missing the point and probably half the fun in life.

Does it come in other colors?
This listing is for the white tee. Check the Unethical Threads store for other colorways of the same design.