I'm Not The Cherry On Top I'm The Rock At The Bottom Tee

The I'm Not The Cherry On Top I'm The Rock At The Bottom Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who peaked at being a problem. Self-deprecating humor on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. You're not the best part of anything and you've made peace with it.

Who actually wears this?

People who introduce themselves with an apology.

The friend who shows up late, eats all the good snacks, and somehow gets invited back anyway. The I'm Not The Cherry On Top I'm The Rock At The Bottom Tee is for anyone whose self-awareness has lapped their self-improvement by about three years. You know who you are. Unfortunately, so does everyone else.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate the first time you actually do laundry
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, even you)
• Crew neck, because you're not a V-neck person and we both know it
• DTG (direct-to-garment) print that stays crisp through the shame spiral of wash cycles
• Available in black or white

Is this a good gift for someone with dark humor?

Absolutely.

This is the gift that says "I see you, I accept you, and I'm not trying to fix you." Perfect for the friend who responds to compliments with suspicion. Self-deprecating humor gifts are hard to get right because most of them are just sad. This one lands because the wearer clearly volunteered for it.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does this shirt run true to size?
Yes. Unisex relaxed fit, true to size. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but it's not a gamble.

What sizes are available?
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL.

Will the print crack or peel?
No. DTG printing is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. It holds up through regular washing.

Is this appropriate to wear to work?
Depends on your workplace. If your coworkers already know you're the problem, this just makes it official.

What colors does this come in?
Black or white. Pick the one that matches your general outlook.