I'm Peace Tee

The I'm Peace tee is one half of a matching set that doesn't need explaining. If you know, you know. From Unethical Threads, for couples who'd rather make people uncomfortable than wear something boring.

Who's wearing the other half?

Your other half. Obviously. The I'm Peace tee pairs with the "I Come In Peace" tee for the kind of couples outfit that gets you disinvited from family brunch. Wear them to a party, a bar, a baby shower you weren't really invited to. The reactions are the whole point.

• Heavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not that see-through tissue-paper stuff
• Unisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL, because inappropriate humor has no size limit
• Crew neck, because we're classy like that
• DTG printed for color that survives your questionable life choices (and the washing machine)
• Pre-shrunk so it fits the same after the first wash as it did when you impulse-bought it at 2 AM

Is this actually a good gift?

It's a perfect gift if you and your partner share the same unhinged sense of humor. It's a terrible gift if you'd have to explain it. Know your audience.

This is peak "anniversary present that costs under $40 but gets more laughs than anything else you've ever bought." Just make sure you grab both halves of the set.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the I'm Peace tee come with the matching shirt?
No, each shirt is sold separately. Grab the I Come In Peace tee too if you want the full set.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Will the print crack or fade?
Nope. DTG printing means the design is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash inside out on cold if you want to be extra careful, but it holds up.

Is this shirt appropriate for family events?
Probably not. That's the point.

Can I wear this without the matching shirt?
Sure, but it hits harder as a set. On its own it's a solid shirt. Together, it's a whole situation.