I'm Poly Poly Gonna Have The Chicken Tenders Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Poly Poly Gonna Have The Chicken Tenders Tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that lets everyone behind you go on a brief emotional journey before arriving at the world's most anticlimactic destination. Available in black or white. Your lunch order has never been this confrontational.

Who actually wears this?

People whose food order hasn't changed since middle school. The kind of person who scans a 47-item menu and already knows what they're getting.

You've been ordering chicken tenders since before it was socially acceptable for adults. You stopped caring about that a long time ago. This shirt is just the paperwork.

• Heavyweight cotton that can handle whatever dipping sauce situation you've got going on
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL, because dedication to tenders transcends all demographics
• Classic crew neck, nothing fancy up top
• DTG printed for color that outlasts your last New Year's resolution
• Design on the back, blank front. People have to walk past you to get the full story.

Is this a good gift for a picky eater?

Honestly, it's the best gift for a picky eater. The kind of person who announces their order before anyone else has even opened the menu deserves recognition.

The design sits on the back, so they get to walk around as a slow-reveal joke all day without doing a thing. Minimal effort, maximum payoff. Their whole brand.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?

"IM POLY" in large block letters, with "(poly gonna have the chicken tenders)" in smaller text underneath. The front is blank.

What sizes and colors does it come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Available in black or white.

Will the print hold up after washing?

Yes. DTG printing keeps the color locked in. Turn it inside out before washing if you want to be extra about it.

Is the design on the front or the back?

Back only. The front is intentionally blank.