I'm Poly Poly Gonna Have The Chicken Tenders Tee

The I'm Poly Poly Gonna Have The Chicken Tenders Tee from Unethical Threads is peak anticlimax on heavyweight cotton. You came here for drama and you're leaving with a food order.

Who actually wears this?

People who make every sentence sound like a confession. The ones who say "I need to tell you something" and then ask what's for dinner.

This shirt is that energy in wearable form, available in black or white, unisex fit from S to 4XL. Your lunch order has never had this much presence.

• Heavyweight cotton. Sturdy enough to carry the weight of all that buildup.
• Unisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL.
• Crew neck, because at least something about this should be straightforward.
• DTG printed so the lettering holds up longer than your friends' patience.
• Available in black or white.

Is this a good gift?

Yes. If someone in your life makes everything sound like a revelation and then pivots to snacks, this is their uniform.

The kind of gift where they look at it, pause, and nod slowly because they know exactly who they are. Also works as an apology for being that person at every restaurant.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the shirt say?
"IM POLY" in large block letters up top, with "(poly gonna have the chicken tenders)" in smaller text underneath.

Is this a polyamory shirt?
No. It's a chicken tenders shirt. The rest is just delivery.

What sizes does this come in?
S through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.

What colors is it available in?
Black and white.

Will the print fade or crack?
DTG printed for lasting color. The text will outlive the bit.