I'm Probably Going To Hell In Every Religion Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Probably Going To Hell In Every Religion tee from Unethical Threads is for people who like their damnation comprehensive. Why limit yourself to one faith's underworld when you can offend them all? Available in black or white with the design printed on the back, because some statements hit harder as you walk away.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who've already done the math on their life choices and realized no major religion is rolling out the welcome mat. This is just honesty in cotton form. It's the spiritual equivalent of pleading guilty to save everyone's time. If you've ever looked at a list of sins across multiple faiths and thought "yeah, that tracks," you're the target audience.

• Heavyweight cotton that won't fall apart after three washes (low bar, but here we are)
• Unisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL, because damnation doesn't discriminate by body type
• Classic crew neck, no surprises
• DTG print that holds its color wash after wash
• Design on the back of the shirt, so people get the full message as you leave

Is This Actually Offensive?

Depends entirely on how many religions you belong to. If the answer is zero, you'll think it's funny. If the answer is one or more, you'll probably still think it's funny but feel slightly worse about laughing.

The I'm Probably Going To Hell In Every Religion tee doesn't pick sides. It's an equal opportunity offender, which is honestly the most fair-minded position you can take. Nobody gets special treatment. That's basically tolerance if you squint.

Frequently Asked Questions

Does the design go on the front or the back?

The design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank, so you control the reveal.

What sizes does this shirt come in?

S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.

Will the print fade after washing?

The DTG print is made to hold its color wash after wash. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to be extra careful.

What colors does this come in?

Black or white. Pick your preferred backdrop for eternal damnation.

Is this a good gift?

If you know someone who's already accepted their fate across multiple belief systems, absolutely. If you're not sure how they'd react, you already know the answer.