I'm Shy But I've Got A Big Dick Tee (BACKPRINT)

The I'm Shy But I've Got A Big Dick tee from Unethical Threads is the quiet guy's power move. Printed on the back so nobody sees it coming until you walk away. Introvert energy with a punchline.

Who Actually Wears This?

People who are funnier than they are loud. The ones who don't talk much at the party but leave the biggest impression when they get up to grab another drink. This shirt does the bragging so you don't have to open your mouth. Available in black or white, because even shy people have preferences.

• Heavyweight cotton that doesn't disintegrate after three washes like that shirt you got at a festival
• Unisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, your friend who "runs big" is covered)
• Crew neck, because you're keeping it simple
• DTG print for color that actually lasts instead of cracking after one spin cycle
• Back print design, so you get to be mysterious about it until you turn around

Is This Actually a Good Gift?

It's a great gift. Specifically for the friend who says nothing for 45 minutes then drops the funniest line of the night. Or for yourself, because self-awareness is a virtue. Just know that whoever wears this is going to get looks walking away from people, which, honestly, is the best part.

Frequently Asked Questions

What does the back of the shirt say?

I'm Shy But I've Got A Big Dick. Printed large across the back. You'll know when they see it.

What sizes does this come in?

S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.

Is the print going to crack or peel?

No. DTG printing bonds the ink directly into the fabric, so it holds up through washes without cracking or peeling.

Does this come in different colors?

Available in both black and white.

Is this shirt appropriate for work?

Probably not. That's the point.